If our moods had to audition for America’s Got Talent, how many would actually make the next round? Let’s see...
Depression: No desire to get out of bed, can barely lift limbs, doesn’t want to talk despite need to, but really good at crying.
Mania: Annoyed at every little thing, overly critical of others and self, suicidal ideation typically higher, but house is super clean.
“Normal”: Doesn’t really know how to feel because you’re used to feeling so much, but can smile without crying inside, and can tolerate obnoxious people and situations.
Simon Cowell would have a blast with these. He asks Depression if they have a dog, sends Normal to the next round, and is afraid Mania will take his place as most critical and feared judge.
For the last couple weeks now, I have been so manic that I seriously can’t stand being in my own brain. I’ve got music on almost all day. When it’s not on, I’m reading or using Duolingo to learn Dutch, and even watching TV.
I don’t like this.
I hate this.
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