I'm not in a particularly fantastic mood today, so I'm gonna post some jokes. Who knows. Maybe that'll spark something inside me to make a real post.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender asks if he wants anything. Rene says, "I think not," then disappears.
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There are two types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman.
I'm thinking of selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
So, nothing came to mind. Oh well. Hope these made you smile!
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